JOHN CENA new style

Good security is hard to find. Just ask the McMahons after last night. The plainclothes officers Stephanie corralled to force Reigns out of the building as comeuppance for putting his hands on dear papa wound up bullying she and Vince around instead. But hey, this is Brooklyn – they don't take no guff. Or at least that's what I inferred from one hell of an incoherent (and uncomfortable) opening segment. Still, this points to only one solution: The return of everyone's favorite pint-sized, earpiece-accessorized dynamic body-guarding do, J&J. They could even arrive via FedEx at next week 's Raw as a belated holiday gift from Seth Rollins to his bosses. Plus, Jamie Noble's from West Virginia, which is kind of like another country, so he could even pull double duty for League of Nations.

Whilst on the subject of Sheamus and his motley crew of vaguely international cohorts, this is one gimmick that may have run its course. Is it too late to team Alberto Del Rio back up with Zeb Colter, place King Barrett back atop his Bad News podium and find some other "stupid American" for Rusev to feud with? It was a Herculean effort from the commentary crew to try and hyperbolize the League of Nations' run of domination, but methinks WWE's starting to wish they pulled the trigger on this whole McMahons vs. Reigns angle sooner and bypassed rush-ordering a tenuous new stable entirely. One little detail that might help: At least in its nascent stages, make sure the League is a united front at all times, with all four members at ringside or none at all. Del Rio was conspicuous in his absence at the outset of last night's six-man tag, as Barrett had been in a supporting capacity in recent weeks. The foursome isn't yet convincing enough as a clique to command our attention in smaller factions. Might be time for LON to at least put together some pretaped vignettes illustrating their intent. Otherwise, we may have to retroactively declare them DOA.